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    Smile Some humor

    A guy is standing @ a bar and a beautiful women is beside him. He leans over and says, You remind me of my little toe. She replies , What? I`m small and cute? No. I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I`m drunk.

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    Bri, sometimes I worry about you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlegsx
    Bri, sometimes I worry about you!
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    Default here's one from Jermaine's brother, Leroy!

    Leroy in Detroit


    In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with special needs" who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
    "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher placed his hands on either side of Leroy's face inserting the tips of his index fingers in Leroy's ears, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" as hard as he could for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.


    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
    "Leroy, how is your hearing now?!"







    Leroy answered, " I don't know yet. It ain't 'til Thursday."

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlegsx
    Bri, sometimes I worry about you!
    Glad somebody does. LOL

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    What do lawyers use for birth control?
    . . . Their personalities.

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    A wife told her husband to go out and get some of those pills that will help him get an erection . You should have seen her face when he came back and tossed her diet pills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4tech guy
    A wife told her husband to go out and get some of those pills that will help him get an erection . You should have seen her face when he came back and tossed her diet pills!
    Now that is funny
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    Couple of good laughs there.

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